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Quotes About Education

They've got lots of theories, books, sciences - I've read a lot of those books. Most of them are pretty unhappy.
~ Frederick Lenz
To me, money is the ability to create lifelong experiences for my family and myself, to educate my children and a way to give back to humanity.
~ Cat Cora
The neglect of the humanities in present-day education is doubtless not a cause but a symptom of an age.
~ Vincent Massey
We can only transform humanity and create a happier more compassionate world through education.
~ Dalai Lama
Much of the academy on the humanities side, English departments in particular, no longer write what can pass for normal English.
~ Cynthia Ozick
Humanity need not be taught in schools, it is a gift and skill one should master.
~ Ama H. Vanniarachchy
I myself owe everything to French books. They developed in my soul the sentiments of humanity which had been stifled by eight years of fanatical and servile education.
~ Cesare Beccaria
Wit is educated insolence.
~ Aristotle
To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.
~ George W. Bush
The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
~ Billy Connolly
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
~ Steven Wright
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
~ Jacques Barzun
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
~ John Green
A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.
~ Daniel Handler
It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
~ Patricia Briggs
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!
~ Russell Howard
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education... because they were both druids.
~ Milton Jones
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
~ Chris Rock