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Quotes About Electricity

Technology is taking over mind control programmes today, which allows them to go direct to the brain's information processing systems through the medium of electricity, electromagnetism, frequency, and microchips.
~ David Icke
You can't have thousands of cars without good computers on the electric grid.
~ Shai Agassi
Country has to stop giving electricity for free. It is like giving people cocaine.
~ Farooq Abdullah
There are 1.3 billion people today who have no access to electricity. Many of them rely on kerosene lanterns for light, but kerosene is both expensive and hazardous to the health.
~ Olafur Eliasson
Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricty goes in one direction for a while, then goes in the other direction. This prevents harmful electron buildup in the wires.
~ Dave Barry
I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
~ Steven Wright
It is not too much to expect that our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter
~ Lewis Strauss
He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
By recognizing that the chemical atom is composed of single separable electric quanta, humanity has taken a great step forward in the investigation of the natural world.
~ Johannes Stark
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
~ Tim Allen
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
~ Tommy Cooper
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
~ Red Skelton
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
~ Steven Wright
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
~ Steven Wright
Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!
~ J.R.R. Tolkien
It's like a jolt of electric, but worse.
~ Lee Davidson, Satellite
Mindless violence against the undead?" said Zzzap. "Count me in.
~ Peter Clines, Ex-Communication
We are striking it big in the electric light, better than my vivid imagination first conceived. Where this thing is going to stop Lord only knows.
~ Thomas A. Edison
Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
~ Gregory Dickow
The buzz is still with me. I get goose bumps.
~ David Beckham
Mindfulness isn't inherently Eastern, just as electricity isn't inherently Western. Mindfulness is a quality of presence that's innate in all human beings.
~ Shamash Alidina
A smile costs less than electricity, but gives more light than it!
~ Jane Wilson-Howarth
No matter how dark the room gets I can always see. It looks emptier when I put the lights on so I don't do it if I can help it. Brightness disagrees with me: it hurts my eyes, wastes electricity and encourages moths, all sorts of things. I sit in the dark for a number of reasons.
~ Janice Galloway
E' necessaria la sventura per scavare certe misteriose miniere nascoste nell'intelligenza umana; serve la pressione per fare esplodere la polvere. La prigionia ha riunito in un punto solo tutte le mie facoltà, che fluttuavano quà e là, e sono venute a scontrarsi in uno spazio stretto: come sapete, dall'urto delle nubi scaturisce l'elettricità, dall'elettricità il lampo, dal lampo la luce
~ Dumas, Alexandre