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Quotes About Massage

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.
~ Hedy Lamarr
Shiatsu, deep-tissue or maybe even Rolfing: Which manner of pummeling becomes a cephalopod most?
~ Frank Bruni
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
~ Zach Galifianakis
For example, just ten minutes of warm, supportive touching between couples who live together causes a marked increase in oxytocin in the blood.262 The more supportive those couples, the higher their blood levels of oxytocin. Massage and other supportive and caring touch lower stress hormones and blood pressure, particularly among young married men, while also releasing oxytocin.
~ Unknown
For many people, managing pain involves using prescription medicine in combination with complementary techniques like physical therapy, acupuncture, yoga and massage. I appreciate this because I truly believe medical care should address the person as a whole - their mind, body, and spirit.
~ Naomi Judd
I have a disdain," he says, "for complicated fancy equipment because it takes a lot of time to learn how to use, and I'm suspicious when the distance between the raw data and the final conclusion is too long. It gives you plenty of opportunity to massage that data, and human beings are notoriously susceptible to self-deception, whether scientists or not." Ramachandran
~ Norman Doidge
To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.
~ Olivia Newton-John