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Quotes About Stress

Credit and debt keep us fixated on the past and the future.
~ Unknown
If you're inclined to worry, society sure has given you a good selection.
~ Mark Twain
When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.
~ Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
~ Mark Twain
By having a shake right after your workout, you stop the stress hormone cortisol secretion and start the positive hormones and nutrients to expedite the recovery process and maximize lean muscle growth.
~ Unknown
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
~ Milton Jones
No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
~ Erma Bombeck
It got hard to juggle the funny on set and then even harder in post-production.
~ Unknown
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
~ Doug Stanhope
Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I'm so tired.
~ Gwyneth Paltrow
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
~ John Mendoza
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
~ Karl Pilkington
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
~ Lefty Gomez
They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.
~ Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.
~ Robert Pattinson
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
~ Douglas Adams
Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
~ Peyton Manning
I passed out from stress? That's it?""I believe the princess term is fainted, " said Thorne.
~ Marissa Meyer, Winter
Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, " Archer offered.
~ Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
~ Unknown
All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic
~ Unknown
This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.
~ Unknown
I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.
~ Tom Wilson
The source of anxiety lies in the future. If you can keep the future out of mind, you can forget your worries.
~ Milan Kundera