Quotes About WD-40

One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

Yet soft, tactical lies, so-called white lies—is it okay to call them white or is that now racist?—are the social WD-40 of day-to-day life, greasing all the tiny connections, keeping things frictionless.

I'm not working class anymore,' he said. 'I'm lower-middle. I use three types of oil in my kitchen. Admittedly one of them is WD-40, but that counts, doesn't it?

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.