Quotes About Leisure

If you don't have children and you don't have a job, you have time for friendship ... People who have jobs are not the best friends to have. It's better to be friends with people who are unemployed.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.

Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.