Quotes About Leisure

What do gardeners do when they retire?

Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them.

Good-humor is a state between gayety and unconcern,--the act or emanation of a mind at leisure to regard the gratification of another.

If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal.

Lord Emsworth belonged to the people-like-to-be-left-alone-to-amuse-themselves-when-they-come-to-a-place school of hosts

An optimist is a man who plant two acorns and buy a hammock.

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

It's adult swim time and I'm diving in here at the shallow end.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

Millions of Americans each year use our national forests to go hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, horseback riding, and canoeing.

I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

Hunting was the labour of the savages of North America, but the amusement of the gentlemen of England.

The imagination needs moodling,--long, inefficient happy idling, dawdling and puttering.

Play is the creation of value that is not necessary.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.