Quotes About Lifestyle

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Housework can kill you if done right.

Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

An adequate share of humor and laughter represents an essential part of the diet of the healthy person.

If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

A delightfully droll look at how the other half lives from a pet pooch's point of view.

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.

Relative poverty is when you have more taste than money.

There will be days that you don't want to dress up and if you have some decent looking athletic wear, you can give the illusion that you've just been working out, as opposed to giving up on life.

There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.

If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today.

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

When I'm not at the keyboard, I'm generally reading, practicing tai chi or middle eastern dance, or cooking.

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.

What we do during our working hours determines what we have; what we do in our leisure hours determines what we are.