Quotes About Bizarre

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

to see in the past that very godly people were able to maintain bizarre interpretations of Scripture should be a caution for us all.

What's that you say, girl? A foamy-mouthed kitty bit your ass and now you've gone mondo batshit?

The thing looked like an especially unsavory cross between a mangy hound-dog, a Tasmanian devil, and a scruffy, drug-addled, middle-aged British rock star.

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!

It's funny, I write lyrics in a bizarre way - I'm always writing lyrics, mostly when we're traveling or walking around New York, that's when I'm writing most of the stuff.

I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

It's a funny old world.

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.

During the late Victorian period, one English woman in Hampshire who suffered from fits reportedly ate an entire New Testament in an attempt to cure her illness, putting each page in the middle of a sandwich.

We all know interspecies romance is weird.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

A bizarre sensation pervades a relationship of pretense. No truth seems true.

Decadent cooks go one step further and make sculptures of the food itself. If life is to be spent in pursuit of the extravagant, the extreme, the grotesque, the bizarre, then one's diet should reflect the fact. Life, meals, everything must be as artificial as possible - in fact works of art. So why not begin by eating a few statues?

opened the cover and saw a crude drawing of a giant kitten chewing on several screaming farmers

Barnabas the Barmy

Similarly, the idea of putting pressure on ourselves to strive for our goals now so that we can feel the rush of reaching them later is as bizarre and misguided a life strategy as hitting ourselves in the face because it fells good when we stop.

For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.

Which was more fucked up than a one-legged nun doing power squats in a cucumber patch.