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I think she always nursed a small mad hope.

Oh, the humanity.... It was a wonder Rhage hadn't blinded himself with all that pop culture.

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

There are two insults which no human being will endure: The assertion that he hasn't a sense of humor, and the doubly impertinent assertion that he has never known trouble.

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.

Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

We should throw the Epistle of James out of this school.

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor.

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

We assassinate. We don't accessorize. But I understand how it is possible to confuse the two.

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!

I can tell from the glint in her eyes that she's at least an acquaintance of Dorothy.

Things are pretty, graceful, rich, elegant, handsome, but, until they speak to the imagination, not yet beautiful.

Don't be a novelist --- be a statistician. Much more scope for the imagination.

Intolerance of mediocrity has been the main prop of my independence.

Ignorance and superstition ever bear a close and mathematical relation to each other.

My wretched dragon is perplexed.

... she indulged in melancholy - that cheapest and most accessible of luxuries.