Quotes About Social media

Instantaneous, noncalibrated, digital self-revelation is one of my greatest nightmares.

It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me?

I have a dad-ager. My dad is really good at the business end of things. But it's really a family affair. My mother handles all my social media stuff - Facebook, Twitter, e-mails, that kind of thing.

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.

Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.

I think teenagers nowadays are depending too much of their life on Social Network sites. Facebook, Twitter. What would your life be without them?

I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.

People, alas, don't document things with any kind of precision. They fill Twitter with blurry photos.

I'm always tweeting about food and things that I've made.

People have been sharing pictures of their food for as long as there's been caves.

People are cooking less but obsessing about it more.

Take a moment think who would actually miss you if you deactivate all your social networking accounts, whatsapp, BBM etc

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

The greatest cause of our insecurity is that we compare our behind-the-scenes life, with others highlights reel.

Don't compare twitter with reality. You have tons of followers doesn't mean they are many people out there supporting you.

If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'

I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.'

An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.

When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

I have to say, the other day I was reading some negative comments, and I was thinking they were really funny. So I guess they don't anymore.

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.

I was going to tweet every three seconds about every thought that went through my mind, and I did that for a few days. It was really fun, and funny to me.

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