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Quotes About Futility

All is vanity, nothing is fair.
~ William Makepeace Thackeray
Just then someone called his name and he turned and saw the torn and colorless polo shirt, the slacks that couldn't be patched any more. He saw the sunken-cheeked cadaver, the living waste of time and effort that added up to the face and body of his younger brother.
~ David Goodis
My life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It means nothing.
~ David Hewson
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
~ David Lynch
God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.
~ Rex Stout
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends.
~ Robert E. Sherwood
In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.
~ Ernest Hemingway
Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.
~ Hyman Rickover
It is not impossible to rule Italians, but it would be useless.
~ Benito Mussolini
Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment.
~ Samuel Johnson
I came into the world either too early or too late; at present, I am good for nothing.
~ Klemens von Metternich
Trying to be original is futile. If you have no place to go, stay home and cook.
~ Walter Darby Bannard
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
~ Ovid
You're all just pissing in the wind. You don't know it, but you are.
~ Neil Young
When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get drunk or something.
~ Ayi Kwei Armah
There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe ... but not for us.
~ Franz Kafka
Vain hopes are like certain dreams of those who wake.
~ Quintilian
To wait - only to wait - without even the final merciful deprivation of hope.Sometimes I think that some secret court must have tried and condemned me, unheard, to this heavy sentence.
~ Anna Kavan
I was born with nothing and I still have nothing. And tomorrow is nothing.
~ Chimo, Lila Says
You frantically want to make a mark on the history of humanity? You, King of the Fools! In the very distant future, there shall be no history; there shall remain not even a single trace of anything!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
~ Daniel Tosh
I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
~ Mitch Hedberg
The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
~ John Cleese
A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.
~ David Nicholls