Quotes About Ascanio

Where is the bane of my existence? In the shower, freshening up. Damn it all to hell. Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now? No, no, he's covered in blood. Oh good. Wait a minute. The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something wrong with us.

You know, if you have certain frustrations, Ascanio said, I would be happy to help you work them out. Derek looked at me, pointed at Ascanio, and punched his left palm with his right fist a few times. I shook my head. No, you can't pummel him.

I take back what I said about the donkey,'' Ascanio said. ''She's awesome

You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car." Ascanio's eyes lit up. "A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer." "You don't need a Hummer." I said. "Chicks dig the Hummer." "You don`t need any chicks either." He gave me an injured look. "I have needs." "I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar`s collection. Get to it." - Andrea & Ascanio

I pointed at Ascanio. "Not another word. Latin is a dead language, but that doesn't mean you get to molest its corpse. Finish sweeping, ianitor.