Quotes About Wonka

I always say, 'I love chocolate, but I'm not Willy Wonka.'

I'm not a chocolate man. I'm Skittles, anything made by Wonka. You know, I like candy, not chocolate.

We must hurry!' said Mr. Wonka. 'We have so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!

It was a very beautiful thing, this Golden Ticket, having been made, so it seemed, from a sheet of pure gold hammered out almost to the thinness of paper. On one side of it, printed by some clever method in jet-black letters, was the invitation itself—from Mr. Wonka.

WILLY WONKA'S FAMOUS CHOCOLATE FACTORY IS OPENING AT LAST!

My dear boy,' Mr Wonka answered, 'if we don't come down at a terrific speed, we'll never burst our way back in through the roof of the factory. It's not easy to punch a hole in a roof as strong as that.' 'But there's a hole in it already,' said Charlie. 'We made it when we came out.' 'Then we shall make another,' said Mr Wonka. 'Two holes are better than one. Any mouse will tell you that.

They streaked past a black door. STOREROOM NUMBER 71, it said on it. WHIPS - ALL SHAPES AN SIZES. Whips!' cried Veruca Salt. What on earth do you use whips for? For whipping cream of course, said Wonka. How can you whip cream without whips? Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night! Row on please!

In one city, a famous gangster robbed a bank of a thousand pounds and spent the whole lot on Wonka bars that same afternoon. And when the police entered his house to arrest him, they found him sitting on the floor amidst mountains of chocolate, ripping off the wrappers with the blade of a long dagger.

In Brooklyn, all the kids call me the 'Willy Wonka of the Hood.'