Quotes About Fforde

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

the landscape inside Lord of the Rings was so stunning and so stupendous that it could be absorbed as a form of nourishment.

Don't move, said Sprockett.Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.

Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador tenth that I valued most.

Edward, Edward, he said with a patronising smile, there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question.

You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you? If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be.

Just walk through him, I said, still deep in thought. and if you ever wanted to know how a moose works, just stop halfway and take a good look around.

Most of Mycroft's ideas were far too dangerous to even think about, much less let loose on a world unprepared for hyper-radical thought.

Male guilt avoidance syndrome,' explained my father. 'It's a recognised medical condition by 2054.

You're the Cheshire Cat, aren't you?' I asked. 'I was the Cheshire Cat,' he replied with a slightly aggrieved air. 'But they moved the county boundaries, so technically speaking I'm now the Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

I can get a table at the Inn Uendo. The maîtred' is missing a space, and I promised to give her one.

The room didn't contain a large jar as Landen had suggested, but rather a human-size sarcophagus made out of Tupperware to ensure freshness.

Male guilt avoidance syndrome," explained my father. "It's a recognized medical condition by 2054.

None of us were surprised when he switched to a career of crime. He was something of a lech. He made one of the students pregnant.

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It's a whole new different alternative kettle of fish here, y'know.

Quark, said the Quarkbeast.