Quotes About Fool

What did you tell me back then? If I'm fool enough to ask, then you're fool enough to tell?

Our people have said that for any marriage to work, one party has to be a fool

Every man must wear out at least one pair of fools shoes.

Don't you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? Milton Berle could take Laurence Olivier and stick him under the table if he wanted to. And so could I.

I'm a fool for a good role in a creative piece where there are really such talented writers and wonderful actors.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

In talking about the impact of ideas in one field on ideas in another field, one is always apt to make a fool of oneself.

I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either.

You can't fool Mother Nature, and you can't fool market forces (at least not for long)

Any fool can attack an army and die. A wise man doesn't plan an attack; he plans a victory.

You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line.

You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. [He is also a fool.]

But I gathered that it was classified...by order of this Colonel, uh, Plushbottom." "Thrushbotham. Thrushbotham, sir. A fat, fatuous, flatulent, foot-kissing fool incompetent to find his hat with it nailed to his head. Which it should have been.

The spirit of a good woman cannot be coded by nucleic acids arranged in a double helix, and only an overeducated fool could think so.

A man must consent to look to a foolish, innocent, adolescent part of himself for his cure. The inner fool is the only one who can touch his Fisher King wound.

I'm sorry There are some jokes you cannot understand until you have been a fool many, many years and thought yourself finally cured and then found out that you had just become a different kind of fool.

We fool ourselves. The best of us… the best and the brightest, we're easiest to fool.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

He who poses as a fool is not a fool.

If you lead the sucker down a familiar path, he won't catch on when you lead him into a trap.

If you are trying to mislead your enemies, it is often better to concoct something ambiguous and hard to read, as opposed to an outright deception—that deception can be uncovered and enemies can turn their discovery to their advantage, especially if you think they are still fooled and act under that belief.

Stop it, you SILLY ass!