Quotes About Piss

The table next to the sink is for flashcards. I saw a Monty Python skit called, "every sperm is sacred," and it gave me the idea that, "every piss is sacred." Meaning, WHY NOT LOOK AT FLASHCARDS WHILE VOIDING?

corridor that smelt strongly of misery, which, as anyone will tell you, is a subtle mixture of hope, despair, rancid cooking fat and men's piss.

that smelled strongly of misery, which, as anyone will tell you, is a subtle mixture of hope, despair, rancid cooking fat, and men's piss.

You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me?

said. "Even skunks won't drink this piss. But at least it's warm." The outlaw took another long swallo

I've got chunks of dead human in my garden smelling like month-old unicorn piss!

she feels that surge of warmth, and this time she remembers what it means: not love but piss. Or the love that's mixed with piss and can't be separated from it.

His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one.

So anyhow, all your goddamn poets will write tired sonnets about the good old days when the noblemen kicked the piss out of the peasants and the peasants kicked the piss out of the Jews.

The gesture would have been far more gallant if his cuff hadn't been dripping with toad piss.

My ex-husband kept saying I need an anger management course, but that's bullshit." "Really." "Yeah, 'really.' I just need a world with fewer people who piss me off.

Life is not all about profundity. Life is about little things that piss you off, little triumphs, little defeats. So, you can't spend all your time being profound.

Hey dickhead, you should know something. You attack my brother, you really piss me off. (Vane) Hot damn, Daimon food. Hey Vane, you want the white meat or dark? (Fang) How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull? (Vane)

If you have a gun, unload it. (Mike) Why? (Nick) Because if you don't, you're going to shoot this asshole which will only piss him off more. (Mike)

Whatever. But we're watching you, Wolf. (Colt) Then I'll try not to piss on the floor or hump the furniture…your leg, though, might be another matter. (Fury)

Anything to piss you off, Brother. Why else? (Arik) Oh, that's easy enough to do. Basically the fact that you breathe does that. (Solin) Love you, too. (Arik) Of course you do, like a plague on your privates. (Solin)

One night a man is getting very drunk in a pub. He staggers back to the men's room to take a piss, whipping out his prick as he goes in the door. The problem is, he has wandered into the ladies' room by mistake, and surprises a woman sitting on the can. "This is for ladies!" she screams. "SO'S THIS," cries the drunk, waving his dick.

Privacy on a ship at sea is about as real as fucking fairy piss

They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to waken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow. Washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss.

In the hoarsely whispered words of Detective Markey, who was sitting close enough for Katie to be able to hear him, he had the face of a bulldog sucking piss from a stinging nettle. At last

You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.

There was hardly anything left of that huge lunch but greasy fingers and a crackle of anise between the teeth. The wine bottle was empty. "Mostly? I believe people want to eat a good lunch, and then take a good piss.

The stairwell smelled of piss and stale beer—two stages in a conjugation that usually ends with "dead-drunk guy facedown in his own vomit.

The poet who glories in war is a spinner of lies. The poet who delights in visceral detail, for the ... purpose of feeding that lust for blood, has all the depth of a puddle of piss....