Quotes About Technology

Many cherished plans have failed. Not only radio and telephone, but running water in the house, furnace heat, modern lighting and refrigeration, have all passed beyond our dreaming. Even the three-cent postage is a burden.

People are so lonely, they spend their birthdays on the Internet, thanking people for wishing them a happy birthday, people who only know it's their birthday because Facebook told them.

Curtis will be here in ten minutes because he's supposed to get here at six and he's never been on time because he's part of Generation Benji, all busy with his fake life in his fucking gadgets, tinderokcupidinstagramtwitterfacebookvinebullshitnarcissism incorporatedonlinepetitionsfantasyfuckingfootball.

And part of the problem is that phone. You have that function on that fucking phone that enables you to know when your texts are opened and ignored.

The iPhone killed romance and turned us all into lazy, nasty stalkers...

I know I can be stubborn about technology. I hate the name. I hate the clear intention to shrink our attention span even more. But I do it. I go on fucking TikTok.

I'm your phone bitch and I don't like it. You don't want to know about my day.

phones have made it so easy to be friends without ever having to see your friends and that's one good thing about today. One.

The internet has eliminated so much wonder and romance.

But anyone with a phone knows that there are very few actual mistakes when it comes to the things we put in writing, especially after a few drinks.

We have the iPhone, the iPad, and now we have the motherfuckering iMan.

Most people wouldn't like their friends if they got into their phones.

all busy with his fake life in his fucking gadgets, tinderokcupidinstagramtwitterfacebookvinebullshitnarcissism incorporatedonlinepetitionsfantasyfuckingfootball.

You have that function on that fucking phone that enables you to know when your texts are opened and ignored, and Benji he ignores the fuck out of you, he is more passionate about blowing you off than being inside of you.

God bless the woman who'd invented air-conditioning. Okay, it might have been a man, but I'll bet you dollars to earthworms that a woman nagged him into it.

A common-place book is a technology of resistance against getting lost on the urgent surface of life.

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

It is only by the rational use of technology to control and guide what technology is doing that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.

He walked around the counter and out into the great room, a large stone-walled space centered around a gigantic flat-screen TV and an entertainment system capable of reaching out into the stars and catching talk shows live from outer space, if outer space had talk shows, which so far it did not.

Never send a human to do a computers job

Optimizing Oracle response time is, for the most part, a solved problem.

Technology has allowed...our society to separate itself from the sights and the sounds of killing.... It must be easy to kill from a roomful of fluorescent lights and wash-and-wear shirts.

Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. "You BROKE my PHONE." Jace shrugged. "Guys don't let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay, that came out wrong. Friends don't let friends keep calling their exes and hanging up. Seriously. You have to stop." Alec looked furious. "So you broke my brand new phone? Thanks a lot." Jace smiled serenely and lay back on the grass. "You're welcome.