Quotes About Technology

Church attendance may be dipping, but God can survive the Internet age. After all, He knows a thing or two about resurrection.

He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.

As the medieval mind blamed God for human suffering, so the modern mind blames 'the system' for the industrial blight and plague of technology.

The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.

God made the human body like a machine with built-in obsolescence.

Cyberspace is acting like God and deals with the idea of God who is, sees and hears everything.

God forbid we keep a couple secrets in this day and age!

The camera relieves us of the burden of memory. It surveys us like God, and it surveys for us. Yet no other god has been so cynical, for the camera records in order to forget.

God in the safe and Ford on the shelves.

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!

Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

On the sixth day God saw He couldn't do it all, so He created ENGINEERS

The Internet offers immense possibilities for encounter and solidarity. This is something truly good, a gift from God.

God is like a computer, the more software you put in, the greater the danger that extensions will conflict.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

You never heard ofplugging her in ? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?

There is a God inside my PC. An Old-Testament God with lots of arbitrary rules and utterly no mercy.

Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me.

For startups, SM is now crucial: it has never been cheaper and easier to reach one's customers. Entrepreneurs should thank God for Twitter, Facebook.

The idea that we are the gods now, and we are doing things that our ancestors think are god-like is not a rhetorical question. You know what I mean? We really are as gods.

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

Just in case God isn't dead, our astronauts carry sidearms.

There might never be that moment when everyone says, "Oh my God, big data is awful."

I would as soon pray to God with machinery as to sing to God with machinery.