Quotes About Technology

The thing that sucks about chilling with friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts.

GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE FIGHTING ITS A BLADE IN MY PURSE AND ITS YOUR FACE I WILL BE SLICING

A day without you is like a year without wifi.

Me without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.

Even though we're miles apart, a computer screen connects our hearts.

I'm the girl that always her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears, and that one guy in her mind.

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

Having unlimited texting...With nobody to text....

Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced.

Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do.

Babies need an Airplane Mode.

Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.

How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet?

That annoying moment when you accidentally close the wrong tab...

I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer.

I think I'd be willing to risk a cracked screen just to throw my iPhone at my boyfriend's head sometimes.

I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored.

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

In this world where I sit at my desk writing these words, people die, they pass on, people are mortal. In the cyber world we inhabit they do not.

Death - Is only when the spirit evolves to a higher state that the body becomes old technology.

I would say inhuman, but your kind perfected the clockwork of murder long ago.

We can't stop a baby in Africa from starving to death... but we can afford enough technology and weaponry to blow the world up a million times over.

I think that people would like to, at all times, reject death and disease with technology.

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.