Quotes About Technology

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Television: The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it.

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?

I am a sundial, and I make a botch Of what is done much better by a watch.

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

My name is Linus, and I am your God.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.

X-rays will prove to be a hoax

What business has science and capitalism got, bringing all these new inventions into the works, before society has produced a generation educated up to using them!

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive

Whenever in future wars the battle is fought, armored troops will play the decisive role.

Our forefathers did without sugar until the 13th century, without coal fires until the 14th, without buttered bread until the 16th, without tea or soup until the 17th, without gas, matches or electricity until the 20th

I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interested in.

I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.

Relationship status: Looking for a WIFI connection.

I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.

Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.