Quotes About Technology

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

But there's a bigger trend I'm seeing: people who used to enjoy blogging their lives are now moving to Twitter.

Trains are not any more energy efficient than the average automobile, with both getting about 48 passenger miles to the gallon.

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.

It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Nuclear war would really set back cable.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world

If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen, " Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.

All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead.

Its Batteries! I just know it!

...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.

On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if it is your partner who is messaging you, than you both need help.

Thus, in moments of catastrophe, when hard decisions needed to be made quickly, all AIs included in their calculations a human death toll governed by a factor called 'pigheadedness'.

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing.

Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.

She'd been pounding her location and thoughts into a device that would send those things to virtually any human with Internet access and yet looking over her shoulder had been a violation of privacy.