Quotes About Technology

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.

Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'