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Quotes About Technology

Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
~ Eoin Colfer
Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
~ Eoin Colfer
It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups.
~ Eoin Colfer
These headsets could pick up a spider scratching in Madagascar." "And is there a spider scratching in Madagascar?" "Well … I don't know. They can't really—
~ Eoin Colfer
It can play solitaire and minesweeper," replied Artemis innocently.
~ Eoin Colfer
Artemis hooked the speaker over one ear, adjusting the mike stem so it wound across his mouth. 'Foaly? Are you listening?' 'Are you kidding?' came the reply. 'This is better than human soap operas.
~ Eoin Colfer
Just a minute, Miss Frazetti, I'm getting dressed.' 'Hurry it up, Mo,' snapped Carla, her voice crackly through the cheap speakers. 'I'm getting old here.
~ Eoin Colfer
When Holly Short had opened the door of her makeshift basement cell, she had found her helmet bouncing on the spot in front of her with a 3-D image of Foaly's face projected onto it. "That is really creepy
~ Eoin Colfer
Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?
~ Eoin Colfer
Holly reeled in her piton cord. 'The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.
~ Eoin Colfer
Foaly almost grinned. Whatever I need to do.
~ Eoin Colfer
ISBN 978-1-4231-3219-6
~ Eoin Colfer
He had also written a computer
~ Eoin Colfer
Scopes were sending high-res shots
~ Eoin Colfer
The old-fashioned way," repeated Mulch. "With a futuristic pressure suit and a fairy phone.
~ Eoin Colfer
Myishi will kick Phonetix's butt next quarter.
~ Eoin Colfer
Is it one of Artemis's? The Arctic Incident or The Eternity Code?
~ Eoin Colfer
Foaly verspilde maar verder geen tijd aan de vraag waarom hij in vredesnaam een plasmakanon aan een weeshuis zou hebben geschonken.
~ Eoin Colfer
Sometimes I feel like people aren't listening to me. I spend ninety minutes up here talking about the dangers of time travel, advising you to stay the hell away from time travel, and the first question I get is: 'Do you think time travel will be available commercially?' Then again, I spend every waking hour bent over quantum equations, so I guess I don't listen to me, either. - Professor Charles Smart
~ Eoin Colfer
Jon Spiro might have stuff that the military didn't have, but Artemis Fowl had stuff that humans had never seen.
~ Eoin Colfer
Artemis believed that with today's technology the Book could be translated. And with this translation you could begin to exploit a whole new group of creatures.
~ Eoin Colfer
Chix Verbil's chip.
~ Eoin Colfer
Soon shall thy arm, UNCONQUER'D STEAM! afar Drag the slow barge, or drive the rapid car; Or on wide-waving wings expanded bear The flying-chariot through the fields of air.
~ Erasmus Darwin
just programmed into the bomb's guidance system. "Hey!" the copilot told the Delta operator. "We don't
~ Eric Blehm