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Quotes About Technology

Friends don't reprogram friends, even when they're able.
~ Larry Niven
Engineers. You had to love them. (The alternative was strangling them, and he didn't want that catching on.)
~ Larry Niven
Skyscrapers, said Speaker. With so much room on the Ringworld, why build so tall? To prove they can do it. No, that's asinine, said Louis. There'd be no point, if they could build something like the Ringworld itself. Perhaps the tall buildings came later, during the decline of civilization.
~ Larry Niven
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
~ Larry Wall
A couple of years ago, I ran into someone at a trade show who was representing the NSA (National Security Agency). He mentioned to someone else in passing that he'd written a filter program in Perl, so without telling him who I was, I asked him if I could tell people that the NSA uses Perl. His response was, Doesn't everyone? So now I don't tell people the NSA uses Perl. I merely tell people the NSA thinks everyone uses Perl. They should know, after all.
~ Larry Wall
How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem.
~ Laura Griffin
Plenty of people on the street but all glued to their phones. Everyone was perpetually connected, but to what? She
~ Laura Griffin
If only I had some grease I could fix some kind of a light, Ma considered. We didn't lack for light when I was a girl before this newfangled kerosene was ever heard of. That's so, said Pa. These times are too progressive. Everything has changed too fast. Railroads and telegraph and kerosene and coal stoves--they're good things to have, but the trouble is, folks get to depend on 'em.
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
That machine's a great invention! he said. Other folks can stick to old-fashioned ways if they want to, but I'm all for progress. It's a great age we're living in. As long as I raise wheat, I'm going to have a machine come and thresh it, if there's one anywhere in the neighborhood.
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
That machine's a great invention!" he said. "Other folks can stick to old-fashioned ways if they want to, but I'm all for progress. It's a great age we're living in. As long as I raise wheat, I'm going to have a machine come and thresh it, if there's one anywhere in the neighborhood.
~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
Beyond the personal discomfort, her larger point was that women aren't going to achieve social equality until some technological alternative is invented to save us from being the only sex expected to go through it. If men were the ones forced to endure this ordeal, obviously such a technological solution would long ago have been devised.
~ Laura Kipnis
It seemed as if humans had lost the ability to make their own fun. The more they were gifted with inventions, the less they needed one another. They didn't sing or play the fiddle at the hearth; they turned on the stereo. They didn't tell stories on the porch; they watched television.
~ Laura Whitcomb
Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories.
~ Laurie Anderson
I sent a simple smiley face, because my phone did not have a smiley face that was wrapping her hands around her own throat and beating her head against a wall.
~ Laurie Halse Anderson
I've seen so much stuff that I had to purge 90 percent of my childhood memories from my brain in order to make room for passwords and PINs.
~ Laurie Notaro
had to purge 90 percent of my childhood memories from my brain in order to make room for passwords and PINs.
~ Laurie Notaro
He's got a new BMW now, thanks to the Galaxy. He can't spell it, but he can drive it like crazy.
~ Lawrence Block
The telephone is a modern symbol for communications which never take place
~ Lawrence Durrell
The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.
~ Jean Baudrillard
One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It's sad but hilarious.
~ Boris Beizer
Won't it be sad to have an Internet connection to Mars if there are no Martians to write to or e-mail us?
~ William J. Clinton
It's sad that the U.S. government doesn't fund risky research anymore.
~ Peter Diamandis
One of the many sad results of the Industrial Revolution was that we came to depend more than ever on the intellect, and to ignore the intuition with its symbolic thinking.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
Even in Japan, I don't think that the game culture is established. For example, my father will watch movies but games don't appear in his life at all, I think that that's sad.
~ Nobuo Uematsu