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Quotes About Technology

The novel was set in an unspecified near future, because setting a novel in the present in a time of unprecedented technological and social dislocation seemed to me shortsighted.... To write a book set in the present, circa 2013, is to write about the distant past.
~ Gary Shteyngart
The three things I had going for me: an inbred Russian willingness to get drunk and chummy, an inbred Jewish willingness to laugh strategically at myself, and, most impressively, my new äppärät.
~ Gary Shteyngart
the true subject of science fiction is death, not life. It will all end. The totality of it.
~ Gary Shteyngart
In America, the distance between wanting something and having it delivered to your living room is not terribly great.
~ Gary Shteyngart
Good fucking Christ. What is this, an iPhone?" He
~ Gary Shteyngart
in the bathroom where we Post-Human Services men took our lengthy organic shits, straining to be free of whatever greenery tormented us. On
~ Gary Shteyngart
he would get all intro on me, turn down the community access on his äppärät so that I wouldn't know where the fuck his mind was, and
~ Gary Shteyngart
Viewers routinely spend hours surfing galleries of porn videos searching for the right video to finish, keeping dopamine elevated for abnormally long periods. But try to envision a hunter-gatherer routinely spending the same number of hours masturbating to the same stick-figure on a cave wall. Didn't happen.
~ Gary Wilson
With multiple tabs open and clicking for hours, you can 'experience' more novel sex partners every ten minutes than your hunter-gatherer ancestors experienced in a lifetime.
~ Gary Wilson
The earliest people to report porn-related problems in online forums were typically computer programmers and information-technology specialists. They had acquired high-speed internet porn ahead of the pack
~ Gary Wilson
Loading new software into new computers and using it for the first time was like playing Russian roulette. It demanded and got a lot of respect.
~ Gene Kranz
You know what the biologists say: Man has reached the stage where he evolves through his machines.
~ Gene Wolfe
Mainframe is dispersed among them all. Imagine millions of millions of tiny circuits like those in a card—billions of billions, actually. The warmth of each is less than the twinkle of a firefly; but there are so many that if they were packed together their own heat would destroy them. They would become a second sun. As things are it is always summer here, thanks to those circuits.
~ Gene Wolfe
Mainframe is dispersed among them all. Imagine millions of millions of tiny circuits like those in a card—billions of billions, actually. The warmth of each is less than the twinkle of a firefly; but there are so many that if they were packed together their own heat would destroy them. They would become a second sun. As things are it is always summer here, thanks to those circuits." "That's what you call the little wiggly gold lines in card?
~ Gene Wolfe
Designer of information superhighways need to take the occasional stroll down memory lane.
~ Geoffrey Bowker
Even in the twenty-first century, we still can't buy sane parents, successful siblings, or sensible children. We can't even buy decent replacements for biological adaptations that go wrong -artificial eyes, brains, hands, or wombs. Our bodily organs are the most value-dense items that we can call our own. They are beyond price, but we take them for granted until we lose them through accident or age.
~ Geoffrey Miller
I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and painlessly. In short - a gentlemanly gas deadly by all means, but humane, not cruel.
~ George Bernard Shaw
he examinado los maravillosos inventos del hombre; y le aseguro que en las artes de vivir no ha inventado nada, pero que en las artes de matar supera a la Naturaleza y produce con la química y la maquinaria todas las matanzas de las plagas, de la peste y del hambre.
~ George Bernard Shaw
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
~ George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning
~ George Carlin
The worst thing about e-mail is that you can't interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back, pointing out all their mistakes and faulty assumptions. It's frustrating and it's time-consuming. God bless phone calls.
~ George Carlin
I finally figured out what e-mail is for. It's for communicating with people you'd rather not talk to.
~ George Carlin
And there's such a thing as being oversperitial; we must have something beside Gospel i' this world. Look at the canals, an' th' aqueduc's, an' th' coal-pit engines, and Arkwright's mills there at Cromford; a man must learn summat beside Gospel to make them things, I reckon. But t' hear some o' them preachers, you'd think as a man must be doing nothing all's life but shutting's eyes and looking what's agoing on inside him.
~ George Eliot
Our parents invested in the future, ours as well as theirs, through their taxes. They invested their tax money in the interstate highway system, the Internet, the scientific and medical establishments, our communications system, our airline system, the space program. They invested in the future, and we are reaping the tax benefits, the benefits from the taxes they paid. Today we have assets-highways, schools and colleges, the Internet, airlines-that come from the wise investments they made.
~ George Lakoff