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Quotes About Visit

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
~ Steven Wright
I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
~ Unknown
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
~ Jay Leno
It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
The road to a friend's house is never long
~ Danish Proverb
Anyone can ride a bike," Jack said. "Even an elf." The corner of his mouth went up in amusement. "She can ramble through the grove, her natural habitat, and visit her animal subjects.
~ Unknown
To visit Florence without visiting churches and museums would be perverse.
~ Martin Gayford
people he was paid to visit.
~ Martina Cole
into the ground in front of everyone on a visit earlier
~ Martina Cole
My guest was not the sort to whom you would say, "Please drop by again when you are next around". Once is enough.
~ Mary Beard
manageable." "Mother, I need to go back there for a few days." Gloria
~ Unknown
That school-teacher from Acton is coming to-day, said the older Miss Gill, Sophia.
~ Unknown
The gods do not visit you to remind you what you know already.
~ Mary Stewart
Poor Admiral. Soon you will be stuffed." Cassiopeia sounded rather cheerful at the prospect. "Don't be sad. I will visit you in Uncle Freddy's study.
~ Unknown
Well, what the fuck would an extraterrestrial life form want to come here for?
~ Matt Haig
She was 'well travelled', the most ridiculous expression if you belonged to a species that had only left its own planet to visit its moon.
~ Matt Haig
Disasters have no mercy hours where they stop visiting the people; for them, all hours are favourite and legitimate to visit!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
Visit the port of goodness often; if you can, cast your anchor over there!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
We are the visitors in the lives of others; we visit them and we disappear!
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
Back one hundred generations ago there was no people but Gypsies. Everything walked and talked. Flowers visited each other, so did rocks. As time passed they all lost their legs. Trouble didn't. It still walks anywhere it wants. So do Gypsies. ~ Madame Mina Szabo, as learned from her grandmother Jerry
~ Unknown
Aquella noche me visitaron todos los sueños que existen para soñar. Hasta que amaneció permanecí en el umbral de la puerta de mi habitación, con las manos cruzadas sobre la maleta apoyada en mi regazo. En aquella maleta había puesto mi futuro. Doblados y ordenados como si fuesen ropa, aguardaban todos mis devaneos y esperanzas.
~ Mia Couto
Strangely enough, the least presidential moments of the visit persuaded some of the Post's editors that Trump wasn't putting on an act for them. Fred Hiatt, the paper's editorial-page editor, had to ask, How could a man running for president justify going on a nationally televised debate and talking about the size of his penis?
~ Unknown
Guess I can't go back to working for Quetzalcoatl, eh?" "When this is over, Billy," Black Hawk said. "I think maybe we should go and visit the feathered serpent. Hand in our resignations. I'll bring a box of matches." "You going to toast some marshmallows with him?" "I'll toast something," Black Hawk promised.
~ Michael Scott
Little Life Lesson 40: If you are lucky enough to vist the Fantasyland Diner, try to stay as long as possible because their desserts are no calorie, and also: the realy world sucks.
~ Michele Jaffe