Quotes About Brandon

I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

The door slammed open. Vivenna jumped, putting a hand to her chest. Vasher walked in. 'Start reaching for that sword when you're startled,' he said. 'There's little reason to grab your shirt, unless you're planning to rip it off.

It's actually a rather romantic and dramatic story --- one I would eagerly tell you, except for the fact that I recently forgot it, based on it being far too long and having not enough decapitations.

Oh, storms yes! Everybody, give the Lopen your spheres! I have glowing that needs to be done.

My robotic ghost would haunt your fleshy one.

Alcatraz actually knows a person named Brandon Sanderson. That man, however, is a fantasy writer and is therefore prone to useless bouts of delusion in literary form.

You do not agree with my quest. I understand that, so much as it is possible to understand someone with whom I disagree so completely.

I probably shouldn't mock our family. House Davar is distinctive and enduring." Jushu raised his cup. Wikim nodded sharply. "Of course," she added, "the same could be said for a wart.

You have an odd sense of morality, mistress." "Don't be stupid," she said. "Every sense of morality is odd.

All right. Maybe I can get you one soul. Perhaps a tax collector...'cept they ain't human. Would they work? Or would you need, like, three of them to make up one normal person's soul? -Lift

What," Pattern said with a hum, "is a chaperone?" "That is someone who watches two young people when they are together, to make certain they don't do anything inappropriate." "Inappropriate?" Pattern said. "Such as...dividing by zero?

Besides—only people from Arelon are taken by the Shaod. It an take Teoish people, but only if they're living in Arelon at the time. Oh, and it takes the occasional Dula as well." "I hadn't noticed.

She was graceful—but it was the dexterous grace of a predator, not the deliberate grace of a courtly lady.

I will sing to you," I whispered. "As your ship burns and your soul flees, I will sing. To the contest we had.

The continued reading led to her second conclusion: The Lord Ruler was far more whiny than any god had a right to be.

Never let something trivial, like a sense of humor, get in the way of a good joke.

Blushweaver sighed. "You avoid thinking, you avoid me, you avoid effort...is there anything you don't avoid?" "Breakfast.

This is callsign: Mongrel," a rough voice said. "Hang on, kid.

Mercury?" Mizzy asked . "Yeah," I said, taking the globe and turning it over. "Isn't that stuff, like, reaaaal bad for you?" "Not sure," I admitted. "It causes madness," Abraham said, than after a moment, "So no big changes for anyone in this particular car.

Frailty, thy name is Alcatraz

The world would find them anyway. It was good at these kinds of games.

reading was hardly as practical a skill as being able to handle a dagger or use Allomancy?

Maybe you should spend a little less time with your thing and more with your gun." "Now that sounded dirty." "Good. I hate being crass by accident.

He created kingdoms, and then destroyed them as he made the world anew. We had the wrong gender all along.