Quotes About Malfunction
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
~ Charles Stross
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A new laboratory technique, positron emission tomography, uses radioactively labeled oxygen or glucose that essentially lights up specific and different areas of the brain being activated when a person speaks words or sees words or hears words, revealing the organic location for areas of behavioral malfunction.
~ Floyd Skloot
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model broke down
~ Daron AcemoÄŸlu
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Time went by so fast these days. There was some sort of malfunction going on with how fast the earth was spinning. Decades went by as quick as years once did.
~ Liane Moriarty
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There was some sort of malfunction going on with how fast the earth was spinning. Decades went by as quick as years once did.
~ Liane Moriarty
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If we can map the retina, that will help us understand how it functions in vision, as well as devise new ways of repairing its malfunctions. And if we can really figure out the retina, perhaps we will have a shot at figuring out the vastly more complicated brain.
~ Sebastian Seung
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I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening, we can look at the data and figure out what that is.
~ Laurel Clark
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He gave up; the false cat had ceased functioning, so evidently the short — if that was what ailed the thing — had finished off the power supply and basic drive-train.
~ Philip K. Dick
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When at last the time came for Wonder Woman's costume unveiling, the room was abuzz. Literally. Bumblebee's costume had malfunctioned again, sending electrical stings all around the classroom, which heightened the excitement.
~ Unknown
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I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.
~ Carla Bruni
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Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
~ Dave Barry
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And anyone on whose screen I did manage to appear, generally proved to have a serious malfunction in their operating system, if not outright clinical issues. "Are you a good glitch or a bad glitch?" I had started wondering...
~ Unknown
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Love: A wildly misunderstood, although highly desirable, malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to grow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
~ Unknown
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When a bridge collapses, we analyze the incident to find the causes of the collapse and reformulate the design rules to ensure that form of accident will never happen again. When we discover that electronic equipment is malfunctioning because it is responding to unavoidable electrical noise, we redesign the circuits to be more tolerant of the noise. But when an accident is thought to be caused by people, we blame them and then continue to do things just as we have always done.
~ Donald A. Norman
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in thirty years of service there has yet to be an MP-35 that has malfunctioned. This is because, unlike your dipshit military scientists on Earth, we can build a weapon that works! Your job is not to fuck with your weapon; your job is to fire your weapon. Trust your weapon, it is almost certainly smarter than you are. Remember this and you may yet live.
~ John Scalzi
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?
~ Unknown
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All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead.
~ Unknown
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Pin-Lee leaned over me and I said, "This unit is at minimal functionality and it is recommended that you discard it." It's an automatic reaction triggered by catastrophic malfunction. Also, I really didn't want them to try to move me because it hurt bad enough the way it was. "Your contract allows—" "Shut up," Mensah snapped. "You shut the fuck up. We're not leaving you.
~ Martha Wells
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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
~ Lynda Barry
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The change in mood is the result of not maintaining a good balance in the body. Malnutrition often causes the body to malfunction.
~ Unknown
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This led NIMH to conclude that excess dopamine is one of the reasons people's brains malfunction.
~ Pete Earley
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