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Quotes About Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time there was a saucer pie. A saucer pie is one that is baked in a saucer instead of a pan; and if you have never seen one, I hope you will before you are a hundred years old.
~ Maud Lindsay
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Indian maiden, of course.
~ Stephen Crane
Should you go on, you will surely be disappointed, perhaps even heartbroken. I have one key left on my belt, but all it opens is that final door, the one marked. What's behind it won't improve your love-life, grow hair on your bald spot, or add five years to your natural span (not even five minutes). There is no such thing as a happy ending. I never met a single one to equal Once upon a time. Endings are heartless. Ending is just another word for goodbye.
~ Stephen King
Ah yes, jobs. Once upon a time, souls were traded for immortality or riches. Now we are bought and sold with the promise of jobs. The human spirit is devalued currency. How the devil must be laughing.
~ Grant Morrison
Sergio Leone's "Once Upon a Time in America" is a brilliant movie. It's about four hours long, but it's so well done.
~ Erik Estrada
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.
~ Jimmy Buffett
Once upon a time, and a very good time it was, though it wasn't my time, or your time, or anyone else's time...
~ Joseph Jacobs
Did I ever tell you the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern one?" she asked him, indulging herself and letting her head rest on his shoulder. God, he felt good. Her man. Where her head was meant to lie, right there, on him. "What's the difference?" "A Northern one starts 'once upon a time,' while a Southern one starts 'y'all ain't going to believe this shit.
~ Erin McCarthy
Ecco che cosa intendo per esperienze paranormali, soprannaturali. Se l'umanità si accontentasse di quelle, come faceva una volta, non avrebbe bisogno del tabacco e dell'acquavite.
~ Halldor Laxness
I would definitely say the last episode is as epic as probably any episode that 'Once Upon a Time' has ever done. I mean, it's massive; it's huge. It's like taking the best of all seasons and jamming it into one - literally.
~ Colin O'Donoghue
I was struck by the absurdity of the idea when I recalled to mind that once upon a time there were some exceedingly wise people who thought that the stars of heaven participated in our insignificant squabbles for a slice of ground, or some other imaginary rights.
~ Mikhail Lermontov
The battle scenes in 'Gladiator' don't have the exultant lift of Hong Kong period-action pictures like the 'Once Upon a Time in China' series, where the fights have the eye-popping panache of dance sequences from a musical.
~ Elvis Mitchell
So here is my story, may it bring Some smiles and a tear or so, It happened once upon a time, Far away, and long ago, Outside the night wind keens and wails, Come listen to me, the Teller of Tales!
~ Brian Jacques
How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a child. Centuries ago there lived -- A king! my little readers will say immediately. No, children, you are mistaken. Once upon a time there was a piece of wood.
~ Carlo Collodi
On 'Swingtown,' I think that's when I was able to blend the character-slash-leading lady roles, and that's what I'm doing on 'Once Upon a Time' as well. She's a leading lady, but she's also this character.
~ Lana Parrilla
A lot of opinions just really don't get to me. If anything, some of them were humorous and my favorite, you know - I'm Keith 'One Time' Thurman. I'm Keith 'Run Time' Thurman, Keith 'Sometime' Thurman, Keith 'Once Upon a Time' Thurman. That was pretty amusing.
~ Keith Thurman
Once upon a time there'd been a blue-eyed sea captain dining in here.
~ Jack Kerouac
Once upon a time, people identified the god Neptune as the source of storms at sea. Today we call these storms hurricanes.... The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.
~ Neil deGrasse Tyson
Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a marsh, and her name was Poison.
~ Chris Wooding
Once upon a time, an angel and a devil held a wishbone between them. And its snap split the world in two.
~ Laini Taylor
Once upon a time,an angel and a devil pressed their hands to their hearts and started the apocalypse.
~ Laini Taylor
I always seem to love the shows with cops. I really want to play a cop - I want a badge and a gun. I'd love to do a guest spot on 'Breaking Bad' or 'Castle.' I think 'Once Upon a Time' is a great time. Fun stuff. I like to have fun with characters.
~ Kyle Richards
When we think about fairy tales, we think about happily ever afters, forgetting the darkness that stories beginning with "once upon a time" so often contain. I tried to protect Shay from that darkness. But there was no way to shield her from the truth: Life is not a fairy tale.
~ Laura J. Burns
Once upon a time--of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve--old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.
~ Charles Dickens