Quotes About TV

I was at a party, and some squiggly looking dude with a bow tie came up and said, 'How'd you like to be on TV?' Turns out he was the programming guy at the Food Network. They had me come into the office, and I did a 'Ready, Set, Cook' with Emeril Lagasse, I believe.

A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see on T.V., and those are the wrong things.

I'm annoyed by the lack of smoking on TV as well. It's terrible. It's funny seeing old interviewers lighting up, the likes of Russell Harty pulling on a Three Castles or a State Express or a Churchman Full Strength or a Passing Cloud. I think it's a shame that we don't get to see this any more. We should have more ashtrays on morning TV and presenters wheezing.

Father Knows Best" started as a radio sitcom in 1949 as "Father Knows Best?" When it moved to TV in 1954, the producers were apparently more confident in dad's wisdom and the question mark was left behind.

Washington read": the act of telling someone, "I didn't read your book but did praise it on TV.")

They are our children. We owe it to them to arm them with good knowledge, model healthy relationships, and understand that the relationships they see in the movies, on TV, and hear about in songs are usually not real and not healthy.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

Broadcast TV is still the mothership and it will be for the foreseeable future. Audiences may be declining slightly but revenues are going up and profits are going up.

I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.

R is for Riverdale. Relatable. Right Stuff. Ravishing.

The only thing I can't do is hear. I can drive, I have a life with four kids, I work on TV, I do movies, so the deafness question, is it that they want to know because, what? Not sure.

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

According to news reports, members of the sect believed in an assortment of pseudoreligious and paranormal ideas, including resurrection (obviously), astrology, and psychic powers. They were also avid watchers of paranormal shows on TV. This of course does not imply that watching The X-Files leads to suicide, just like millions of people playing Grand Theft Auto video games are not automatically turned into criminals on a rampage.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

Lots of people have remarked on the irony of this absurd caricature of a spoiled rich kid connecting so well with working-class America. But Trump does have something very much in common with everybody else. He watches TV. That's his primary experience with reality, and just like most of his voters, he doesn't realize that it's a distorted picture. If

Non-voters are the single biggest factor in American political life, and their swelling numbers are, just like the Trump phenomenon, a profound indictment of our system. But they don't exist on TV, because they suspend our disbelief in the Hitler vs. Hitler show.

He had me at "hallo." No red-blooded American can resist the siren song of TV exposure. It's our God-given right.

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny.

Amaya is boiling bunnies over Colin Ã¢â'¬Â¦Ã¢â'¬Â "Who? What?!" "And Ruthie is an alkie in denial. And Justin Ã¢â'¬Â¦Ã¢â'¬Â "Jessie! What are you talking about? Who are these people? Are they friends of yours?" "Uh, not really," I said. "They're from The Real World." My mom sighed and said, "Jessie, I asked you how your day was." That's when I realized I had gotten too attached to the TV.

On the Night of the Halloween, I have never seen any evil apparition or fearsome ghost, but politicians on TV! They are the real goblins and specters!

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

In a daydream sort of way, I think it would be pretty cool to direct a movie. But I have been on movie and TV sets and know it is hard work. I like directing it in my mind. It is easier.