Quotes About Media

I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the amount of things written about you that aren't true.

People don't understand the pressure on me to look perfect.

Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids) is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success.

Vous croyez donc aux journaux, vous  ? – Moi, pas le moins du monde ;

The only way to neutralize the effect of public journals is to multiply them indefinitely.

The two chief weapons which parties use in order to obtain success are the newspapers and public associations.

In America there is scarcely a hamlet which has not its own newspaper

It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on.

The rich can get whatever they want put into the papers.

I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.

Pay a fortune for an LCD TV, all very well, but it doesen't improve the quality of the shite they make you watch.

Television concentrates its blue flicker of death in the frontal lobe

Steak swallowers zonked on Television!

False emotions broadcast thru the Land

Mothers weep and Sons be dumb your brothers and children murder the beautiful yellow bodies of Indochina in dreams invented for your eyes by TV

America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set. America is this correct?

It's a newsbill. They tell you what's happening.' Orso thought about that. 'Or they tell you what to think about what's happening.' He thought more. 'Or the really successful ones just confirm what you already think about what's happening.

I used to have trust with reporters. Give them scoops. Those were the old days. It's very strange, when you give a story and it doesn't come out the right way.

Rudy Giuliani -- there's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, a verb, and 9/11.

81 percent of U.S. online consumers' purchase decisions are influenced by their friends' social media posts.

A good rule of thumb: Don't watch anything on television or on the Internet or participate in any mode of entertainment that you don't want to experience—not only before bed, but ever.

Don't believe everything you hear today

Then Glenn Beck burned to death on his Internet program, right in front of his chalkboard, burned so hot his glasses fused to his face

FOX said the Dragon had been set loose by ISIS, using spores that had been invented by the Russians in the 1980s. MSNBC said sources indicated the 'scale might've been created by engineers at Halliburton and stolen by culty Christian types fixated on the Book of Revelation. CNN reported both sides.