Quotes About Media

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

God, newspapers have been making up stories forever. This kind of trifling and fooling around is not a function of the New Journalism.

Oh my God, I'm not anorexic. I acknowledge that I look thin in photos. I get it.

Most Americans in both red and blue states reject and resent the message being sent by Hollywood and some in the media that values are subjective, to be defined by the individual and not by God.

Well, thank God for a media that will ask questions.

People are telling me they're praying for me. They're proud of me. They're thankful for the things I've said in the mainstream media. I have to give the glory to God for that.

I do think sometimes when scrolling through the TV and there's something on and I look at it and I think oh, my god. I thought I was fat? What is my problem?

Howard Beale is processed, instant God, and right now it looks like he might just go over bigger than Mary Tyler Moore.

I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think.

Thank God I've never been taken to task on a talk-radio show. I won't go on a talk-radio show.

He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.

Very few people, thank God, look like the pictures of them which are published in the papers and the weekly magazines.

God, why do I give interviews to 'the Guardian'? They always try to dissect you, and I don't really think about stuff in the way that you're asking me these questions.

Newspapers are the Bibles of worldlings.How diligently they read them!Here they find their law and profits, their judges and chronicles, their epistles and revelations.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.

If the newspapers of a country are filled with good news, the jails of that country will be filled with good people.

But you know, I have a pretty good relationship with the press and the paparazzi. It's just when they step over the line that, you know, enough's enough.

Former lefties can make a good living in the media by attacking their ex-comrades - I'd do it myself if the price was right.

Television news is a delicate balance of serving public good and private gain.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

Good journalism should challenge people, not just mindlessly amuse them.