Quotes About Media

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950's. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

I think New Yorkers - they're media savvy. People have a sense of humor.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows...

The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online.

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the paper. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

Lebanon is the only country where media kills more than bombs, injures more than guns...and at last they say freedom of speech...

It's true that journalism in reality is not the journalism that we learnt in the university. It is far from it.

The definition of obscenity on the newsstands should be extended to many hunting magazines.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Television deprives children of their imaginations.

To swear day and night by media slander will make one a bigger victim than the slandered. It doesn't take much to begin to fear a mere illusion of human badness.

I never had the financial means that the media said I had. I laugh when I hear the amounts, $400 million, $800 million. Where do they get this imagination?