Quotes About Fangtasia

You've reached Fangtasia, where the undead live again every night...For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to a live person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you. -Pam

She(Pam) said you had a habit of killing the bartenders of Fangtasia, Felicia said, her lovely doe eyes wide with amazement. She said I must come to beg your mercy. But you just seem like a human, to me.