Quotes About Macalister

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim

Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little. "Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me." "Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed

Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses.

Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.

If I thought he had magic fingers, his lips were candidates for the Houdini Hall of Fame.

Wir könnten nicht ohne einander existieren ... sehen Sie es als symbiotische und völlig platonische Beziehung.

No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant.

No one likes a soused vampire!

I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.

Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.