Quotes About Katie MacAlister

Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes

You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim

Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses.

If I thought he had magic fingers, his lips were candidates for the Houdini Hall of Fame.

I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.