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Quotes About Glitch

There was a bug in GDB!
~ Peter Seibel
When a cycle in your life repeats, you should troubleshot where the glitch is. Find the glitch and you will find your purposed journey.
~ Tanya R. Liverman
Many duct-taper jobs are the result of a glitch in the system that no one has bothered to correct—tasks that could easily be automated, for instance, but haven't been either because no one has gotten around to it, or because the manager wants to maintain as many subordinates as possible, or because of some structural confusion, or because of some combination of the three.
~ David Graeber
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
~ Rich Kulawiec
ROSCO: Rosco is on. MARK: Try morphing into something a little less combat-ready. ROSCO: It's a glitch in my program. Travolta virus. You could call the help-line…
~ David Ossman
Felipe seemed increasingly stuck in that awful breed of mood where any glitch or hassle whatsoever becomes almost physically intolerable. This was unfortunate, because traveling—particularly the cheap and dirty traveling we were undertaking—is pretty much nothing but one glitch and hassle after another, interrupted by the occasional stunning sunset
~ Elizabeth Gilbert
My roots in electronic music go from weird glitch music to now what's seen as pop music. Electronic music is pop music now.
~ GRiZ
The little bird drone watched me from a branch halfway up the oak. Noticing that came as a shock. My husband had been told it was security provided by the HOA. Later, I would ask to see the surveillance footage, be told a glitch had erased it. Meanwhile, it just sat there, a dull pewter jewel with blue plastic wings. Staring at me.
~ Jeff Vandermeer
Glitch or not, we seem to need a power greater than ourselves. We seem to need enormous shadows of divinity stalking us. We know we are weak. Alcoholics are, above all, lonely, fearful pepole who make a fetish of loneliness, who think they--we--are too good to be part of the human race. And we have to be humbled to remember who we are--stumbling human beings, more ape than angel.
~ Erica Jong
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.
~ Dick Cavett
However, it has come to our attention that there is a small safety "glitch" with the Git R Done 447, which might cause it to fire too soon or even randomly, accidentally killing someone you love. Awkward, we know.
~ Libba Bray
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
~ Anonymous
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
~ Anonymous
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
~ Anonymous
In thinking back to when we had our big glitch, I remember seeing it get light outside the window. We were in the clouds; I'm pretty sure we got hit by lightning.
~ Pete Conrad
a technician who uses the term "glitch" is like a Doctor who tells you you're suffering from a "thingy," except the doctor won't tell you to go home and try turning yourself on and off again.
~ John Connolly
Respect pain. If we could truly imagine pain we don't feel, we would not survive a day, so we don't imagine it, we can't, and that indispensable glitch in the human machine is also ironically what lets us inflict pain on others at little cost to a good night's sleep.
~ Matthew Sharpe
And they asked me to take a polygraph as to the allegations and reports I'd made. I volunteered and I took the polygraph and passed it without a glitch.
~ Sibel Edmonds
A well installed microcode bug will be almost impossible to detect.
~ Ken Thompson
When computer systems cause errors, you can end up with The Dreaded NIGO - the 'not in good order' transaction.
~ Abigail Johnson
Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on.
~ Nathan Deal
Wells Fargo had a glitch - the truth of the matter is they made a business judgement that was wrong. I don't think anything is fundamentally wrong.
~ Charlie Munger
Some people can mess up anything, and computational demonology adds a new and unwelcome meaning to terms like "memory leak" and "debugger.
~ Charles Stross
It's not a bug — it's an undocumented feature.
~ Author Unknown