Quotes About Man
In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.
~ Mark Twain
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Man is a marvelous curiosity … he thinks he is the Creator's pet … he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea?
~ Mark Twain
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~ Mark Twain
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I am a border-ruffian from the State of Missouri. I am a Connecticut Yankee by adoption. In me, you have Missouri morals, Connecticut culture; this, gentlemen, is the combination which makes the perfect man.
~ Mark Twain
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What an ass you are!" Satan said. "Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination? No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.
~ Mark Twain
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As regards his health--and the rest of the things--the average man is what his environment and his superstitions have made him; and their function is to make him an ass. He can't add up three or four new circumstances together and perceive what they mean; it is beyond him. He is not capable of observing for himself; he has to get everything at second-hand. If what are miscalled the lower animals were as silly as man is, they would all perish from the earth in a year.
~ Mark Twain
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Oh, go to bed! Dan said that, and went away. Oh, yes, it's all very well to say go to bed when a man makes an argument which another man can't answer.
~ Mark Twain
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The Church still prizes the Moral Sense as man's noblest asset today, although the Church knows God had a distinctly poor opinion of it and did what he could in his clumsy way to keep his happy Children of the Garden from acquiring it.
~ Mark Twain
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Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd saw; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.
~ Mark Twain
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A man can't get his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes I've a mighty notion to just leave the country for good and all.
~ Mark Twain
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It is easy to make plans in this world; even a cat can do it; and when one is out in those remote oceans it is noticeable that a cat's plans and a man's are worth about the same.
~ Mark Twain
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
~ Mark Twain
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What, warder, ho! the man that can blow so complacent a blast as that, probably blows it from a castle.
~ Mark Twain
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. Notebook When
~ Mark Twain
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He had a rat!" Then he drooped down and glided along the wall again to his place. You could see it was a great satisfaction to the people, because naturally they wanted to know. A little thing like that don't cost nothing, and it's just the little things that makes a man to be looked up to and liked. There warn't no more popular man in town than what that undertaker was.
~ Mark Twain
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The Character of Man Concerning Man—he is too large a subject to be treated as a whole; so I will merely discuss a detail or two of him at this time. I desire to contemplate him from this point of view—this premiss: that he was not made for any useful purpose, for the reason that he hasn't served any; that he was most likely not even made intentionally; and that his working himself up out of the oyster bed to his present position was probably
~ Mark Twain
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Un hombre de inteligencia sana no puede ser feliz, porque la vida es para él una realidad, y ve que es una realidad terrible. Únicamente
~ Mark Twain
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Susan bathing, surprised by the two old man. In the background the lapidation of the condemned. (Lapidation is good; it is much more elegant than stoning.) St.
~ Mark Twain
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It is the spirit that stoopeth the shoulders, I ween, and not the weight; for armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.
~ Mark Twain
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You lied to the undertaker, and said your health was failing--a wholly commendable lie, since it cost you nothing and pleased the other man.
~ Mark Twain
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Papa was a man with silver eyes, not dead ones. Papa was an accordion! But his bellows were all empty. Nothing went in and nothing came out.
~ Markus Zusak
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On her birthday, it was she who gave a gift - to me. It makes me understand that the best standover man I've ever known is not a man at all...
~ Markus Zusak
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There was once a strange small man but there was a word shaker too.
~ Markus Zusak
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Jewish shops that were still in operation in Molching. Inside, a small man was stuttering about, crushing the broken glass beneath his feet as he cleaned up.
~ Markus Zusak
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