Quotes About Man

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge f

I beg your pardon I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

Try to think like a human, ' said Gant, lolling in one of the club chairs.'Why should I restrict myself so severely?

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

A breath?" she asked. She didn't want to kiss just any wooden man. He looked nice enough, but he might not be like his looks. A kiss seemed very forward. He might remember it, and make assumptions.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

The future belongs to the common man with uncommon determination.

There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The control of nature is a phrase conceived in arrogance, born of the Neanderthal age of biology and the convenience of man.

A widow of doubtful age will marry almost any sort of a white man.

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man's milk and restorative cordial.

Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his desires along with desire's rewards. Old age is the supreme evil, for it deprives man of all pleasures while allowing his appetites to remain, and it brings with it every possible sorrow. Yet men fear death and desire old age.

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton

When a man, however passively, becomes an obstacle to the fulfillment of a woman's desires, he becomes an odious thing in her eyes, or will, given time enough.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant employment

Man is young as long as he can repeat his emotions; woman, as long as she can inspire them