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Quotes About Crime

Michael Connelly's Harry Bosch crime novels. Bosch was an LAPD detective who, over a thirty-year career
~ Lee Goldberg
Out of the rhythm and sound of the sea that beat through the orchestra, something moved--pressing toward death with quiet insistent joy--the thread through the maze--the soul behind the toil and the crime and longing.
~ lee jennette
Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.
~ Lemony Snicket
Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.
~ Lemony Snicket
I can see the headline now: 'murderer attempts to murder murderer.
~ Lemony Snicket
As I'm sure you know, it is rarely a good idea to get into an automobile with somebody you haven't met before, particularly if that person believes in such nonsense as 'No news is good news.' But it is never a good idea to stand around a flat and empty landscape while the police are closing in to arrest you for a crime you have not committed.
~ Lemony Snicket
There have been only five burglars in the history of robbery who have specialized in rope. All five of these burglars were caught and sent to prison, which is why scarcely any people lock up their rope for safekeeping.
~ Lemony Snicket
This is not a game, you horrible man,' Mr. Poe said. 'Dominos is a game. Water polo is a game. Murder is a crime, and you will go to jail for it. I will drive you to the police station in town right this very minute.
~ Lemony Snicket
I can't sleep if there's murderers on the loose!" cried another guest. "Amen, brother!" said another person. "If a crime has been committed, then it's our duty to stand around in our pajamas in the name of justice!
~ Lemony Snicket
Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.
~ Lemony Snicket
But to force your dreadful singing voice on somebody, or even a crowd of people, is one of the world's most wicked crimes
~ Lemony Snicket
Count Olaf, like any good businessman, has committed a wide variety of crimes.
~ Lemony Snicket
Sex is like crime. Only one per cent motivation and ninety-nine per cent opportunity.
~ Len Deighton
Me boat's on the slipway, and I don't want Old Bill clambering all over it. I'll be up for the funeral, see you then.' Joe was examining the tightly packed envelopes in the bag. 'Get rid of them quick, Yos,' he warned. With that, he left, that stocky little loyal sailor who had come to the end of his life of crime. At midnight after the bar had closed, the rest of the boys gathered in the office. That red-headed
~ Lena Kennedy
The entire spring and summer line from Marc Jacobs was stolen on the way to the fashion show in Paris. The thief is considered armed and fabulous.
~ leno jay
According to The New York Times, the mob has now gotten into Medicare fraud. But the good news is, when they do break your legs there's a good chance you're covered.
~ leno jay iii
Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.
~ leno jay v
Three more homes were broken into today,
~ Lenore Look
Dr. Fitch is dead, sir.
~ James Patterson
The latest victim was the youngest yet:
~ James Patterson
kills a cop, the net gets big and wide. That net
~ James Patterson
He's got good reason to worry," said Del Rio. "Whoever killed Shelby got in and out of the house with the skill of a Beverly Hills proctologist. I'm looking into contract killers. I've got a couple of leads. We're going to break this one, Jack.
~ James Patterson
with all these serial killer Waynes, anyway? Wayne Williams. John Wayne Gacy, Jr. Patrick Wayne Hearney, who dismembered thirty-two human beings on the West Coast.
~ James Patterson
England? The worst of all. You know, I do some business there, I have friends in England. Their flats are broken into constantly. The police come, they look around, they dust for fingerprints. Well, we know who it is, they say. Wonderful, who? The same ones who did it last time, they say.
~ James Salter