Quotes About Dentistry

most people in England had no access to a dentist

I didn't want to have braces when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure my dad didn't want to pay for them.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

Before dentists' chairs were invented, the patient's head was clenched between the surgeon's knees.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?