Quotes About Laurell

I guess, what I'm saying is that when I've been this surprised by my own characters and world, all bets are off.

No 'Good evening, Jean-Claude, how are you doing?' Just down to business. How terribly rude,ma petite ." - Jean-Claude

You look wonderful, Jason said. No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie. Then by all means take it off.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts? I am over two hundred, Jean-Claude said. I rest my case.

You are an irritating son of a bitch." "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead? Magnus asked. Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night? I asked. Magnus smiled. Wrong kind of fairie.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

My right hand was sort of casually near my gun, without looking like I was reaching for my gun. It wasn't easy. Reaching for a gun usually looks like reaching for a gun. No one seemed to notice though. Goody for our side.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

What's your name? Donald. Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.

The police await us, our men stand in the cold, and you don't like your coat! Such delicate sensibilities for someone who just fucked a stranger on the floor in front of us all!

was a clear, pale blue like the eyes of a Siberian husky dog. Human beings just didn't have eyes like that.

Is your hair as soft as all those curls look? No.

Edward wonders why I'm so sympathetic to the monsters. The answer is simple. Because I am one.

Her dog Custard is a Pomeranian. He looks like a golden dandelion fluff with cat feet. Mrs.

This one is for all the Edward fans, who by their letters, questions, and sheer interest let me know that they were as interested in knowing more about him as I was.

Lust magic is the same as date-rape drugs in human court, Uncle Taranis.

I mean, who has a stuffed adult African elephant in their house? It was u-fucking-nique.

What could be more innocent? Biker Nuns from Hell, but besides that.

It does hurt my ego that you sit there all itty-bitty and cute as hell, and you must be more dangerous than I will ever be.

fear is not truly the same as respect. I'm learning that, at last.