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Quotes About Pet

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.
~ Theresa May
People often assume New York City is no place to keep a dog. This is certainly what my parents told me when I was growing up there. But I have found this not to be the case at all.
~ Jill Abramson
That dog'll roll in the snow, run in the snow, eat the damn snow, but he wont throught it to shit. I dont clear the path, he shits right by the door. Why is that? Ryder asked. Owen replied, Hence the name. The name of Ryder's dog...Dumbass...
~ Nora Roberts
He looks fierce and dignified at the same time. Can I pet him?
~ Nora Roberts
The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it's like Pet Sounds.
~ Chuck Klosterman
The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it's like Pet Sounds. The
~ Chuck Klosterman
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
At That Moment, it seemed the whole world cared what happened to him. All those people were hugging him and petting his hair. Everybody asked if he was okay. It seemed that moment would last forever. That you had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit, O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree!
~ Clive Barker
Thus Arabel at once "began to comfort me by showing how certain it was that I should recover him for ten pounds at most." Ten pounds, it was reckoned, was about the price that Mr. Taylor would ask for a cocker spaniel. Mr. Taylor was the head of the gang. As soon as a lady in Wimpole Street lost her dog she went to Mr. Taylor; he named his price, and it was paid; or if not, a brown paper parcel was delivered in Wimpole Street a few days later containing the head and paws of the dog.
~ Virginia Woolf
You named your son's pet after a rabid monster dog?" "No," Thanatos growled. "Wraith did. Bastard taught the pup to respond to Cujo, and we couldn't get him to respond to anything else after that.
~ Larissa Ione
We're going to call him Mr. Adorable. No, we're going to call him Snuggs
~ James Lee Burke
The hamster called. He wants his home back.
~ James Patterson
Mom, this is my dog. We're lucky nobody else took him. He's been waiting for me.
~ James Patterson
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.
~ Shirley MacLaine
I love animals. I just don't want to have a pet. That's OK, right? I would take a dog over a cat, at least to interact with you. I feel like cats just stare you down all the time. Cats have, like, bad attitudes.
~ Erin Foster
Pet Sematary' is one of my favorite books of Stephen King and I have a deep love relationship with it.
~ Andy Muschietti
He's got gas," Aaron explained, his voice muffled by the hand still over his face. "It happens when he eats stuff he's not supposed to." "It's vile," Camael said, glaring at the dog. "Something should be done so that it never happens again.
~ Thomas E. Sniegoski
this your damned dog?' Henry glared at Barney accusingly.
~ Tilly Bagshawe
You ate your sister's guppies
~ Tim Green
Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it'll start yipping at the most inopportune times.
~ Connie Brockway
I assumed that Dawson was his valet. Then again, it might be his pet raccoon.
~ Connie Willis
One has not lived until one has carried a sixty-pound dog down a sweeping flight of stairs at half-past V in the morning
~ Connie Willis
We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.
~ Charles M. Schulz