Quotes About Pet

The crazy part of my mind is like a mischievous pet I have to keep watch over or it might behave badly while I'm not paying attention.

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

In an age when whales were judged by how easy it was to render them into oil, or grind them into pet food and fertilizer, killer whales were a problem even if they weren't killing humans.

A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys! Every photo on my phone is of them doing something funny.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

But then again, I shouldn't judge. That is, after all, my pet peeve.

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.' Funny thought.

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat.

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren't paying for any superfluous leg.

She has fame, beauty, wealth…and love. She's a woman who has everything. And now she wants a pet…with everything she had, she still feels incomplete…and she expects "Count D" to satisfy that.

I drink some water and eat some cereal and then I take Abraham for a walk. He had spent the night eating the arm of the sofa but I don't want to judge him. He has enough issues already.

The Last Update That Nora Had Posted Before She Found Herself Between Life and Death I miss my cat. I'm tired.