Quotes About A&E

I majored in criminal justice. I like 'CSI,' all that, '24.' I watch those shows on A&E, if I watch TV. I don't really watch TV shows.

I like A&E. I like those corny intimate-portrait things. They're so kind of ingenious and artificial and soothing.

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder.

A&E eggnog, there's nothing like it anywhere on Earth. It's the best liquid ever made.