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Quotes About Aspirin

We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin.
~ Vangelis
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
~ Groucho Marx
Everyone hates the boy. It is a complex hatred, one that often causes the haters to feel mean and guilty and to hate themselves for feeling this way about such an accomplished and well-meaning boy, which then tends to make them involuntarily hate the boy even more for arousing such self-hatred. The whole thing is totally confusing and upsetting. People take a lot of aspirin when he's around.
~ David Foster Wallace
Por que é que você me pede tanta aspirina? Não estou reclamando, embora isso custe dinheiro. - É para eu não me doer. - Como é que é? Hein? Você se dói? - Eu me doo o tempo todo. - Aonde? - Dentro, não sei explicar.
~ Clarice Lispector
My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.
~ Holly Black
Do you want some aspirin?" "I took four or five," she said. "They'll kick in in a minute." She pursed her lips and sighed heavily. "It's this guy. The stalker. Patrick Whatsit." "Bergmann," I said helpfully. "Yeah," she said. "I just kept thinking, He's out there, probably watching me right now, maybe sneaking into the hotel and picking the lock on my door.…
~ Jeff Lindsay
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.
~ George Sand
but more potent, which is not content with questioning the body but can command it, a febrifuge of the same order as the modern aspirin, which had not then come into use. We had not shaken the thermometer down below 99.5, and hoped that it would not have to rise from there
~ Marcel Proust
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
~ John Barrymore
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
~ Groucho Marx
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
~ Unknown
simple things like taking an aspirin a day, drinking a glass of red wine with dinner, and taking the right vitamins in the proper amounts are quick, easy, and painless ways to make your cardiovascular system healthier.
~ Michael F. Roizen
one teaspoon of ground cumin may be about the equivalent of a baby aspirin.
~ Michael Greger
Standing beside the bed, I felt calm and relaxed. I filled the glass and unscrewed the jar of Valium. The tablets made a little pile in my hand. I swallowed them with a big mouthful of water. The aspirin went the same way. Already starting to feel drowsy, I laid down on the bed, picked up the Bible and placed it on my chest. Holding it with both hands, I said a short prayer: 'Jesus, receive me into your kingdom.
~ Unknown
Ele [Che] nunca deixou um prisioneiro sem cuidados, mas lhe deram apenas uma aspirina para curar um tiro.
~ Paco Ignacio Taibo II