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Quotes About Taxes

I agreed with everything he was saying when he ran for president. I was listening to what he said. I go, this guy thinks like me and I agree with him. Now he's changing. All he keeps saying is millionaires and billionaires don't pay their fair share of taxes.
~ Jon Lovitz
I pay about a third in taxes, I give away about a third, and I follow the law.
~ Ray Dalio
We have a simple formula here in Miami. First, we want to reduce taxes to the lowest point possible. Second, we want to increase police funding, not decrease it. And third we want to have the best quality of life of any city in the world.
~ Francis X. Suarez
The people of Montana understand that you will never be able to take enough money from them and give it to the government to quench that thirst. The government will always spend more money.
~ Matt Rosendale
Climate change might be disastrous, but does that mean we want carbon taxes that raise the price of a gallon of heating oil to $10? And how exactly will those taxes affect economic growth?
~ Alex Berenson
I had no clue about taxes at all. I didn't know they hit your paycheck. There's something that you've always got to put money away for. I didn't know you've got to put money away for it, even though it's coming out your own money. It's like, 'What the heck?'
~ Zach LaVine
Obamacare comes to more than two thousand pages of rules, mandates, taxes, fees, and fines that have no place in a free country.
~ Paul Ryan
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
~ Rush Limbaugh
No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.
~ Rush Limbaugh
Workers earn it, Spendthrifts burn it, Bankers lend it, Women spend it, Forgers fake it, Taxes take it, Dying leave it, Heirs receive it, Thrifty save it, Misers crave it, Robbers seize it, Rich increase it, Gamblers lose it... I could use it!
~ Ruskin Bond
Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.
~ Ruth Ann Minner
Si la clase media sirve para algo es para trabajar y pagar impuestos, con los que podamos sobornar a la plebe de Roma y tenerla contenta y mantenerla dócil. Es cierto que los plebeyos de Roma son como animales, pero son muchos y necesitamos sus votos para alcanzar el poder. Que la clase media nos sirva hasta el final, porque los nuevos ciudadanos no piensan mas que en trabajo.
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
Los mejores leviatanes tienen leyes coherentes, impuestos razonables y garantizan la propiedad y, en algunos casos, como en
~ Margaret MacMillan
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
~ Ann Landers
One of the things we have to be thankful for is that we don't get as much government as we pay for.
~ Charles Kettering
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
~ Will Rogers
It's time to stop the raid on the Social Security trust fund and start allowing Americans to invest their Social Security taxes in personal savings accounts.
~ Mike Pence
Peace is the best time for improvement and preparation of every kind; it is in peace that our commerce flourishes most, that taxes are most easily paid, and that the revenue is most productive.
~ James Monroe
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
~ Milton Berle
If we are to create tomorrow's jobs, we can't remain frozen in time in yesterday's tax system.
~ Bob Taft
Congress has changed the Social Security system over time, and over 20 times in the past Congress has raised taxes on Social Security in payroll taxes into the system.
~ Chris Chocola
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
~ Dave Barry
Everyone—including people who vehemently oppose any form of federal government—depend on a sprawling supply chain that can only function with federal oversight, and most of them pay roughly one-third of their income in taxes for the right to participate in this system.
~ Sebastian Junger
The extortion nightly have been partly excused if the taxes were being returned to the cultivators in the form of public goods or services, but the taxes were sent off to the British government in London.
~ Shashi Tharoor