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Quotes About Laughter

There is a tavern in the town,And there my true love sits him down,And drinks his wine with laughter and with glee,And never, never thinks of me.
~ Anonymous
To laugh is human but to moo is bovine.
~ Anonymous
Smiling is my favorite exercise.
~ Anonymous
It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.
~ Anonymous
As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.
~ Anonymous
Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day.
~ Anonymous
It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.
~ Anonymous
Nowhere is there an account or portrait of Christ laughing... he is always stern, serious and as gloomy as a prison guard. Never does one see him laughing until tears appear in his eyes like the roly-poly squint-eyed Buddha guffawing with arms upraised.
~ Anonymous
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
~ Anonymous
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
~ Anonymous
A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods.
~ Anonymous
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
~ Anonymous
Smiles is the longest word, with a mile between two S's.
~ Anonymous
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
~ Anthony Anderson
After dinner was over, they all sat back and stories began flying around the room each more embarrassing than the last. Once his dads started telling stories about Austin as a little boy and his big crush on the paperboy, Austin stood from the table and grabbed Riley's wrist to pull him up. "I hope you know that you make it very difficult to love you guys," said Austin. Mitch nodded. "We try." "Your tears give us our power," Alan deadpanned.
~ Anthony Bryant
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
~ Anthony Burgess
Live faithfully, fight bravely, and die laughing.
~ Anthony Doerr
Marie-Laure smiles, and he laughs a pure, contagious laugh, one she will try to remember all her life, father and daughter turning in circles on the sidewalk in front of their apartment house, laughing together while snow sifts through the branches above.
~ Anthony Doerr
he laughs a pure, contagious laugh, one she will try to remember all her life
~ Anthony Doerr
The others in my cell are mostly kind. Some tell jokes. Here's one: Have you heard about the Wehrmacht exercise program? Yes, each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there!
~ Anthony Doerr
I've got a great sense of humor.
~ Anthony Hopkins
George W. Bush has dutifully, if not intentionally, provided Americans with laughs for nearly a decade. He has also made them cry, sometimes for the same reason.
~ Alexandra Petri
Comedy provides an escape from the horrors of real life.
~ Michael McIntyre
I use humour a lot because humour is a great equaliser. Everyone laughs at the same things if you set them up properly, and that makes everybody equal. At the end of the day, I see my job as being there to entertain as well as inform and provoke.
~ Gurinder Chadha