Quotes About Laughter

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.

I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh.

I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on back in 1972 or so.

'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.

I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

I'm not much of a joke writer.

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

When you have a tough childhood, you either cry or make a joke.

Dominic Sherwood would always tell me a joke right before it was my take or my close up. He'd say a funny joke, and I couldn't stop laughing, even after they said, 'Action.'

I think music and laughter are the two things that can keep you alive. Someone who is really depressed, tell them a joke, and they may come out of it for even just a moment. Or play them something.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

I've always liked a good joke that everybody can laugh at.

I usually joke around, especially on set.

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.